Well then. Honestly, what do you say? My parents and my siblings must feel *really* old today, since I’m the youngest of the family.
But as my dad always said, it’s not like the only other option is any good, so you may as well grow old.
Thanks all for the lovely gifts and well wishes and your support in these recent years. To 50! To Cronedom! (I am glad that we get to do this milestone together, at least. Having the same bday as your partner is sometimes annoying, but this year, it’s a relief.)