Liberal Tea Drinkers Unite!

Chris Hitchens, you are the man.

It is already virtually impossible in the United States, unless you undertake the job yourself, to get a cup or pot of tea that tastes remotely as it ought to. It’s quite common to be served a cup or a pot of water, well off the boil, with the tea bags lying on an adjacent cold plate. Then comes the ridiculous business of pouring the tepid water, dunking the bag until some change in color occurs, and eventually finding some way of disposing of the resulting and dispiriting tampon surrogate.

Aside from actual directions all Americans should read on how to prepare a cup of tea, delicious writing:

Finally, a decent cylindrical mug will preserve the needful heat and flavor for longer than will a shallow and wide-mouthed—how often those attributes seem to go together—teacup.

Shallow & wide-mouthed, ha! I do love him, despite everything. I would add that chamomile or whatever other fruity business is not tea, per se. Tea is a plant, actually a bush. It is not any damn thing in a bag that you put in water to make the water a different flavor. Those things are infusions, not tea (although tea is a type of infusion).

I hope that helps, my fellow Americans. We’d be hella more civilized if we could make a decent cup of tea in this country. I so miss being in a place where there are people from tea-drinking countries (India, China, England, Scotland) around & in great numbers.

& Don’t get me started on this Tea Party business representing these right wing assholes, either.


It Wasn’t Just Me? Oh No, 2010 Sucked.

Sing it, Dodai. Jesus H. is her rant right on target, except I need to add one: fuck you Dodai, for reprinting those photos of the animals destroyed by BP’s criminal destruction of the Gulf.

(Please don’t bother to read her piece if you’re offended by the creative and lugubrious use of the F word.)

Community Toast

A bunch of people who participate in our online community forum are toasting each other for the New Year at the stroke of midnight, wherever they are, and we’ve created a map to show where we all are.

Happy New Year, MHBers! I am still quite pleased and proud to have started and moderated this little community for so long now, and I couldn’t do it without all the interesting people for whom it is an online home – for a while, for years, for as long as they need.

Eclipse Ellipsis

A very happy Solstice to one & all. Let the light return!

Despite being up at the time of this rare lunar eclipse – as I am most nights, especially when I’m writing – I didn’t get to see it: snow clouds padded the sky. I did, however, have a lovely if cold conversation with my next door neighbor who came out to see if she could see the moon. We talked about the eagle’s return to the small island in the river near our apartment building, and about the raccoons in the garbage, and the different dives of ducks.

Something called “ice pellets” are predicted for tomorrow’s weather.

Sometimes I feel like I’ve moved to a new planet, not a new state.

Tickling a Slow Loris

Since Monday sucks for almost everyone, & I’ve gotten too many emails in the past week from people who are really going through some complicated stuff, please take a moment to watch this video of a slow loris being loved on. Really. It’ll do your soul good.

(Found on Allison’s blog about her Medical Spa, Tres Belle, the services of which I highly recommend.)

(How anyone could see those eyes and kill these critters for them I can’t understand, but they do, which is why these critters are endangered. How messed up is that? What goobery lovely big eyes on an obviously gentle creature.)

“Which is the rooster & which is the hen?”

From 1925:

Here are the lyrics:

Masculine Women! Feminine Men!

Hey! Hey! Women are going mad, today!
Hey! Hey! Fellers are just as bad, I’ll say!
Go anywhere, just stand and stare,
You’ll say they’re bugs when you look at the clothes they wear.

Masculine Women, Feminine Men,
which is the rooster which is the hen?
It’s hard to tell ‘em apart today. And SAY…
Sister is busy learning to shave,
Brother just loves his permanent wave,
It’s hard to tell ‘em apart today. HEY! HEY!

Girls were girls and boys were boys when I was a tot,
Now we don’t know who is who or even what’s what.
Knickers and trousers, baggy and wide,
Nobody knows who’s walking inside.
Those Masculine Women, Feminine Men

Masculine Women. Feminine Men
which is the rooster which is the hen?
It’s hard to tell ‘em apart today. And SAY…
Auntie is smoking, rolling her own,
Uncle is always buying cologne.
It’s hard to tell ‘em apart today. HEY! HEY!
You go and give your girl a kiss in the hall,
But instead you find you’re kissing her brother Paul.
Mama’s got a sweater up to her chin,
Papa’s got a girtle holding him in.
Those Masculine Women, Feminine Men

Stop, Look, Listen and you’ll agree… with me.
Things are not what they used to be… you’ll see.
You say hello to Uncle Joe,
Then look again and you find it’s your Aunti Flo.

Masculine Women, Feminine Men
which is the rooster which is the hen?
It’s hard to tell ‘em apart today. And SAY…
Wifey is playing billiards and pool,
Hubby is dressing kiddies for school.
It’s hard to tell ‘em apart today. HEY! HEY!
Ever since the Prince of Wales in dresses was seen,
What does he intend to be the King or the Queen?
Grandmother buys those tailor-made clothes,
Grandfather tries to smell like a rose.
Those Masculine Women, Feminine Men

I got the lyrics from Box Turtle Bulletin, where there’s more about the song, too.

Federal DOMA Section Declared Unconstitutional

Good news, in a states’ rights kind of way:

BOSTON (AP) — A U.S. judge in Boston has ruled that a federal gay marriage ban is unconstitutional because it interferes with the right of a state to define marriage.

U.S. District Judge Joseph Tauro on Thursday ruled in favor of gay couples’ rights in two separate challenges to the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act, known as DOMA…. Tauro agreed, and said the act forces Massachusetts to discriminate against its own citizens.

“The federal government, by enacting and enforcing DOMA, plainly encroaches upon the firmly entrenched province of the state, and in doing so, offends the Tenth Amendment. For that reason, the statute is invalid,” Tauro wrote in a ruling in a lawsuit filed by Attorney General Martha Coakley.